The use of euphemisms of convey a certain message can add to the general style of the message.
Instead of saying "AHHH EXAMS WERE LIKE RUBBISH!!!",
we could all exclaim " Oh goodness gracious! Exams were as good as trash."
The latter sounds so sophisticated, and the use of oxymoron is so apt.
Amath is going to send me off in a trance and Lit will.... always be Lit.
It's scary whenever I take my afternoon naps nowadays.
I could see weird equations floating around in my subconscious limbo.
Worse, I actually panic when I can't seem to solve them.
If not
OKAY NOW I'M REALLY UPSET.
FUCKING STOP MAKING FUN ABOUT THE WHOLE NOT SLEEPING THING
YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO NOT SLEEP FOR 2 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS? NOT AT ALL.
I'M NOT SOME OVER ACHIEVING SCHOLAR TRYING TO SHINE SOME LIGHT ON MY NAME, I'M JUST TRYING IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO NOT FAIL THAT BADLY.
YOU CAN GET ANGRY ALL YOU WANT, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
AFTER 2 WEEKS OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION, MY SANITY, PATIENCE AND WHATEVER GOOD THAT WAS IN ME DISSIPATED INTO THE THIN AIR I'M TRYING TO BREATHE FROM.
YOU THINK IT'S EASY LIVING UP TO EXPECTATIONS? MY OWN EXPECTATIONS, MY FRIENDS' MY PARENTS' MY SISTER'S?
IS IT FUNNY THAT I GET ONLY 3 HOURS OF SLEEP DAILY. AND ONLY 20 HOURS FOR A TOTAL OF 2 WEEKS?
I'M TIRED, UNINSPIRED AND VERY STRESSED OUT, SO IF YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED MY WRATH, THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE TEMPER I'VE BEEN ILLUSTRATING I'M AFRAID WOULD HAPPEN ANYTIME. BECAUSE WHEN I'M ANGRY NOTHING CAN MAKE ME BECOME NOT ANGRY APART FROM SLEEP.
AND YES, I'M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT.
DO NOT ASK ME WHETHER I SLEPT TOMORROW, YOU WILL GET THIS WHOLE CHUNK OF WORDS SHOVED IN YOUR FACE, WITH MY HOARSE VOICE.
WANT TO KNOW WHY IT'S HOARSE, BECAUSE FOR THE SAKE OF STUDYING, I'VE TAKEN TO NOT EATING, ANYONE WANTS TO COPY ME NOW?
Just as I'm trying to write a very nice post on the use of euphemisms, I've thus illustrated irony.
Oh, you want my lit notes? Here it is.