My life is really a joke.
I threw my phone into the dustbin, thinking that I threw my bottle.
And I smartly only realised Im still holding on to the bottle after walking away for 3mins or so.
Then I returned to the dustbin, helplessly staring down at my poor phone in the heap of trash.
Seriously, what a joke.
Of course, there are other things to joke about,
like how I can't seem to do physics no matter how hard I try,
or how I tripped on the pavement on my way home after dilatation of my eye.
Seniors are leaving tmr):